[Deposit Paid - ON HOLD] “Bilbo” Handcrafted + Nature-Inspired Off-Grid Campervan

Every aspect of this home on wheels was built with sustainability and comfort in mind. Whether you’re heading for the Shire, the Misty Mountains, or a simple cosy retreat, Bilbo is the perfect blend of rustic aesthetics and modern technology.

Design features
– Vintage-style hardy external coach paint (jars for touch-ups included but we haven’t needed them since we painted the van)
– Spacious interior dimensions with a height of 205cm — perfect even for the tallest of hobbits and elves!
– Very sturdy carpentry throughout — we focused on durability in our build and never had anything fall apart!
– Waterproof eco-laminate flooring — extremely durable and spill-proof
– SumoSprings for reinforced suspension and added stability
– High-quality reclaimed wooden cladding (sanded down to 7mm to reduce weight) and wany edge countertops, treated using non-toxic wood stain, oil and beeswax
– Beautiful wooden archway in the entrance (removable if you prefer a different doorway into Middle-earth)
– Botanical fabrics from a small business in Devon
– Vintage cabinet handles and hooks
– Botanical backsplash tiles, handmade by an artist in Warsaw
– Sand-coloured linen curtains with wooden curtain rods for privacy
– Large windowsills for coffee cups, house plants and books
– Natural jute rope and wall-mounted plant pots for a cosy feel
– Hanging storage for fruit & veg to maximise space
– High-quality plastic panel on the sliding door (to keep things clean when cooking with the door closed)

Tech Features
– 5kWh Ecoflow Independence Kit with external monitor (worth £6,000)
– 70amp alternator charging capacity (charges the leisure battery at over 900W while driving, or just under 20% per hour of driving)
– Option to replace the current electrical system with a cheaper one for a price reduction
– 400W Ecoflow solar panel on the roof for off-grid adventures
– Starlink Gen 2 satellite kit for high-speed WiFi in even the most remote locations
– Worth £500 — can be removed for a price reduction
– 4G router and external antenna for reliable internet access (lower energy use)
– 4 plug sockets (including two double sockets with USB ports)

Kitchen Area
– Running water system with integrated particle & drinking water filters for peace of mind
– 96 litre underslung water tank (exterior access) and a 60 litre grey water tank — keeping you supplied without taking up interior space
– Isotherm 12V fridge with freezer (49L)
– Large drawers** for food storage and utensils
– Food storage jars under the cabinets for extra storage & a magical apothecary feel
– 12L bin and storage for cleaning products under the sink
– Beautiful vintage-style water tap which swings from side to side for convenience
– Extendable counter space by the side door
– Spacious Belfast sink
– Hidden spice drawer

Comfort & Insulation
– High-quality hemp insulation with double moisture barrier
– Professionally installed skylight above the bed for stargazing
– 5 professionally installed tinted windows for privacy and balanced temperature
– Professionally installed diesel heater for year-round comfort (connected to main fuel tank)
– Fiamma fan in the kitchen for ventilation and additional fan above the bed (currently boarded over but this can be changed before handover)
– 9 touch-operated dimmable ceiling lights (warm white, can also be controlled via Ecoflow monitor)
– Entry step with doormat to make access easier for even the shortest of hobbits!
– Rain drip stop above the sliding door to keep the inside dry in any weather
– Wind deflectors on each side of the cab

Storage
– 6 cabinets in total (two over the bed, four in the kitchen), all with secure click mechanisms and hooks
– Over-cab storage, ideal for hiking gear and bulky items such as suitcases
– Additional storage shelf above the sliding door, perfect for tins and jars
– Storage nets by the door for shoes

Bathroom
– Waterproof & space-saving RolDour sliding door for privacy
– Nature’s Head compost toilet (worth £1,200 — holds 1-2 days worth of liquids and 3 weeks of solids with full-time use by 2 people) with an external fan which completely eliminates smells
– Water-saving bidet shower
– Robust shower tray (75x75cm)
– Marble-look wall panels – elegant, lightweight, and waterproof
– Full-body mirror wall for a spacious feel
– Skylight for ventilation
– Lots of shelving for bathroom products, soaps, towels and toothbrushes

Security
– Large safe for valuables bolted into the floor under the bed
– Heavy-duty external lock on the back doors
– Window alarms on two windows (triggered by vibration of breaking glass)
– Possibility to install camera system connected to 4G router

Imperfections & Considerations
– Slight gap in the back doors — we just use a curtain, but an extra seal could be added
– Some wonky carpentry — a little bit of hobbit charm!
– No hot water, but a boiler could be installed under the sink (we used to have one there)
– Small remnants of old paint in hard-to-reach corners — mostly unnoticeable unless you look closely
– The golden colour of the bidet shower has oxidised around the edges, but this doesn’t impact its functionality
– Some small marks and dents on the bathroom wall panels, in particular behind the toilet (only visible when the toilet is removed and doesn’t impact functionality)
– The cab is painted beige and brown, the paint is varnished but can occasionally chip (paint bottles for touch-ups provided)
– The corners by the back doors are currently covered by scarves, but will be replaced with lightweight plywood before handover for a neater look
– Work we had done on Bilbo since we bought him:
– New battery (December ‘23)
– New rear brake pads (April ‘24)
– New electric locking system (December ‘24)

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Before Handover

We’ll ensure the van is in top condition:

– Full MOT and any necessary repairs
– Full service history will be provided
– Deep cleaning throughout
– Professional re-siliconing of kitchen and bathroom
– Sanding & re-staining of all countertops
– All wood will be re-oiled and waxed
– Replacing seat covers in the cab with brand new ones
– Washing all bed and cushion covers
– Two jars of external paint + touch-up bottles for the cab included
– All of our belongings will be removed, but we’re happy to leave some of the decor if you would like to keep it (e.g. plant pots, pictures, cushions, wall hangings)

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Price
– Option to replace electric system with a cheaper one for reduction in price
– Option to remove Starlink for a reduction in price

Bilbo is a lovingly built, fully equipped van that’s ready for adventure. Whether you’re a seasoned van-lifer or new to this lifestyle, Bilbo provides comfort, practicality, and charm for your travels.