QUIRKY ROUTES – THE ULTIMATE FESTIVE UK ROAD TRIP – Northern Edition

Discover the ultimate Northern England Christmas roadtrip this holiday season, designed for campervan travellers seeking festive magic. This route guides you through the best Christmas markets in Northern England, charming seasonal stop-offs, and cosy campervan-friendly campsites perfect for a winter getaway. Taste mulled wine, shop for unique gifts, and enjoy festive activities at every stop while exploring picturesque northern towns. Ideal for Christmas lovers, family roadtrips, and adventurous campers, this Northern UK festive route is your go-to guide for a magical holiday escape.

Penny – Shropshire Based Quirky Camper

How long does it take to complete the route? 

The route has been organised to start before Christmas and end on New Years, but that is just a guideline. If you drove from start to finish it would take around ten hours, although we don’t recommend that! Each location is just the tip of things to explore in the local area, so take it at your own pace, make it your own, stop off to visit friends or family along the way and enjoy the festive spirit of these spectacular Christmas locations across the UK. 

How much fuel will I use and how much will it cost? 

A typical campervan will average around 20-35 miles per gallon which equates to about 4.39-7.69 miles per litre. To complete the whole roughly 362 mile long route, you’ll be looking to spend anything between £90-£180 on fuel, however, we always recommend setting aside an extra £50-£100 in your budget as there are some roads and rough terrain which may equate to a lower mileage per litre. RAC has a useful mileage calculator, so you can work out the cost for your specific vehicle. 


York, England 

York at Christmas is nothing less than a magical wonderland filled with Christmas lights, cobbled streets decked with holly, Christmas trees, garlands and wreaths in doors and windows, it may well be the most festive city in the UK. If you’re after a pantomime, a festive afternoon tea, or some unique shops, York has you covered. This winter wonderland is located just on the cusp of the Yorkshire Moors and Yorkshire Dales parks, perfect for blustery winter walks, to clear the body and soul after mince pies and mulled wine in the stalls and shops of the York winter market. 


Yorkshire Dales, The Three Peaks, England 

There are some great events in the Yorkshire Dales over the festive season. Christmas festivals pop-up in a variety of towns and villages across the dales. The village of Grassington is turned into a Dickensian Christmas village, and holds a Christmas market every year filled with local artists, as well as the Grassington Dickensian Festival. If the great outdoors is more your style, why not try one or all of the Yorkshire three peaks, Pen-y-Ghent (694 metres), Whernside (736 metres) and Ingleborough (723 metres), forming part of the Pennine range, these can be hiked one at a time for panoramic views and fantastic scenes that will blow away any winter cobwebs, just don’t forget your layers, it gets cold up there! 


Malham Cove, Yorkshire Dales, England

Witness the natural beauty of Malham Cove this Christmas, a limestone formation surrounded by scenic countryside and walking trails. This spot is famously shown in the Harry Potter movies, so why not spend the day walking around the local area, taking in the spectacular scenery and then tuck-up in your campervan with a Harry Potter movie night! A local band even set up at Malham Cove over the Christmas season to play live Christmas Carols, making this site a perfect mixture of Christmas and countryside. 


The Lake District, England

Christmas and New Year in the Lake District is definitely a sight worth seeing. Not only is the natural splendour and beauty of the lakes enhanced by the winter frosts, but there’s plenty of Christmas events and activities on as well. Take in some of the local Cumbrian Christmas markets for delicious Christmas delicacies and handmade gifts for your loved ones. Festive dining experiences abound in the towns and villages around the lakes, with everything from Christmas themed afternoon tea, to a full blown Christmas Dinner! Treat yourself to a Christmas show with the Theatre By The Lake’s Christmas, or see Santa in his Secret Underground Grotto at Honister or visit some real Christmas Trees at Whinlatter Forest. 


The North Pennines National Park, England

Explore some of the UK’s prettiest and most idyllic villages with a trip to the North Pennines. The striking landscapes, quaint and vibrant villages, and not to mention the abundant wildlife are just the tip of things to see in this bountiful area. Visit the villages of Blanchland and Allendale for a quintessentially British Christmas spirit, be transported back to storybook settings with Christmas lights, independent businesses for Christmas shopping, cosy pubs, and traditional Christmas events. Allendale is host to the New Year’s Tar Bar’l New Year Festival, a centuries old New Year festival where barrels of Whiskey burn in the New Year!


Hadrian’s Wall, England

Combine history with the holiday spirit by visiting Hadrian’s Wall and the nearby Roman sites in a unique wintry setting. There are a variety of trails for all abilities that take in not just the wall but the ruins of Roman settlements, try The Birdoswald Trail for a full day’s exploration or The Housesteads Roman Trail for a half day walk. What better time to escape the crowds and immerse yourself in the historic experience of walking along the wall? 


Northumberland National Park/ Kielder Forest, England

Discover the enchanting Kielder Forest, home to Kielder Water and Forest Park, where you can enjoy winter strolls and world-famous stargazing on guided nighttime navigation walks. Experience the tranquillity of Northumberland’s countryside, complete with rugged moorland, historic castles, and world-famous Northumberland starry night skies from the comfort of your campervan. With wreath-making workshops, cosy pubs and cafes, and guided festive walks on Boxing Day and New Year’s Day, you won’t be short on things to do in this natural wonderland. 


Edinburgh, Scotland 

Edinburgh’s city centre is arguably one of the most festive, charming and fairy-tale locations for Christmas. Christmas events run across the city throughout December and into January. There’s ice skating and Christmas markets and Edinburgh Castle is transformed into a Castle of Light for the annual magic and mystery spectacular. Why not take the whole family for a ride on The Polar Express in an immersive festive theatre experience? If you’re staying for a Scottish Hogmanay ‘New Year’, be sure to check out the Castle fireworks display, the Hogmanay Torchlight Parade or one of the many fun-filled events for New Year revels.   


Loch Lomond, Scotland 

Spend an enchanted Christmas and Hogmanay at Loch Lomond, where you can drive through the majestic scenery to the serene loch for a festive break with a stunning winter backdrop. There are Hogmanay Festivities at local pubs and hotels for those looking for a spirited end to 2023, or relaxing campsites and lakeside hideaways away from the crowds for a more subdued, relaxed New Years, and for the Bravehearts among us, why not top it all off with a frigid New Years Day swim in Loch Lomond itself?


Christmas Markets to Visit En-Route

A selection of the very best festive and Christmas markets in the North of the UK. Feast your eyes on these charming Christmas markets, filled with homemade gifts, tasty treats, live music, Christmas carols and much, much more.

York Christmas Festival

When – November 13th – December 21st 2025

Where – Parliament Street and St Sampson’s Square, York

Times – 10:30 AM – 7:00 PM (Monday – Sunday)


Harrogate Christmas Fayre

When – December 5th – December 14th 2025

Where – Harrogate Town Centre

Times – Mondays – Saturdays: 10am – 7pm, Sundays: 11am – 4:30pm


Carlisle Christmas Market 

When – TBC
Where –
Carlisle City Centre
Times – TBC


Edinburgh’s Christmas

When – 15 November – 4 January 2025

Where – Princes St, Edinburgh EH2 2HG

Times – 10:00 – 18:00 (17:00 Sundays)


Campsites Open Year Round 

Wagtail Park Campsite, York 

Location: 23 North Ln, York YO32 9SU

A beautiful, picturesque campsite just three miles from York’s historic centre. Pet friendly and family run, this is the place for kids and pets alike to enjoy. This peaceful site has great facilities and even a fishing lake for budding anglers. 

Facilities

Disabled Facilities | Fishing | Open Year Round | Toilets | W/C Disposal | Drinking Water | Family Friendly | Showers | Pet Friendly | Electric Hook-ups 


Orcaber Farm Caravan and Camping Park 

Location: Austwick Settle, North Yorkshire LA2 8AE

A peaceful, picturesque, family-run campsite in the Yorkshire Dales. This little slice of heaven can be your winter haven. A great base for the Yorkshire Three Peaks and exploration of the local area. 

Facilities

Internet Access | Open Year Round | Shop | Toilets | W/C Disposal |Showers | Water Hook-ups | Pet Friendly | Electric Hook-ups | Family Friendly 


Wharfe Camp, Kettlewell, Yorkshire

Location: Wharfe Camp, Dowber House, Kettlewell, Skipton, North Yorkshire, BD23 5HX

The perfect spot for peace and quiet, this adults only camping spot in the Yorkshire Dales is small but tranquil. With an abundance of hiking trails and the village of Kettlewell’s shops and pubs in walking distance, you can explore the wilds of the Yorkshire moors at your own pace. 

Facilities

Adults only | Shop | Toilets | Showers | Electric Hook-ups | Drinking Water


Great Langdale Campsite, The Lake District

Location: Great Langdale, Ambleside, Cumbria, UK, LA22 9JU

With dramatic views across the Langdale Pikes, this campsite is a stunning and secluded spot. With a wide selection of pitches available it’s perfect for getting away from the crowds on your winter break. 

Facilities

Laundry | Open Year Round | Shop | Toilets | W/C Disposal | Drinking Water | Family Friendly | Showers | Pet Friendly | Electric Hook-ups | Family Friendly | Kids Playground


Bolbec Manor Campsite, The North Pennines

Location: Carterway Heads, Shotley Bridge, Consett DH8 9LX

A campsite on the cusp of the Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty that is the North Pennines. This campsite is an ideal spot for exploration of the rugged beauty of this whole national park. With great facilities and shops nearby you’ll have everything you need for a Christmas trip!

Facilities

Camp fires Allowed | Communal BBQs | Showers | Toilets | Pet Friendly | Electric Hook-Ups | Family Friendly 


Herding Hill Farm Camping and Glamping Site, Hadrian’s Wall

Location: Shield Hill, Haltwhistle NE49 9NW

A five-star campsite just one mile from Hadrian’s Wall. This campsite has it all, from hot tubs for wintry evenings, to play areas and even a petting zoo for kids big and small! Pet and family-friendly, all are welcome in this beautiful campsite. 

Facilities 

Disabled Facilities | Internet Access | Laundry | Open Year Round | Shop | Toilets | W/C Disposal | Drinking Water | Family Friendly | Showers | Water Hook-ups | Pet Friendly | Communal BBQ | Electric Hook-ups | Camp Fires Allowed | Hot Tub | Kids Playground


Mortonhall Caravan and Camping Park, Edinburgh

Location: 38 Mortonhall Gate, Frogston Road East, Edinburgh, EH16 6TJ

The closest campsite to the city centre, this is a great location for exploring the festive season in Edinburgh. Central, but still feeling like you’re in the countryside, this site has it all. With amazing facilities, you won’t be short on anything for your festive road-trip. 

Facilities

Disabled Facilities | Internet Access | Laundry | Open Year Round | Shop | Toilets | W/C Disposal | Cafe/Restaurant | Family Friendly | Showers | Pet Friendly | Electric Hook-Ups 


Heated Campervans for Your Journey

Fauna

Straight out of a Christmas fairytale, with an interior that radiates romance and whimsical charm this Glasogow based camper is a dream. After a day of exploring, the bed can be effortlessly made by lowering the dining table, so you can slide straight in and relax, while a compact diesel heater quickly warms the entire space on chilly mornings. Fauna’s beautifully equipped kitchen has everything you need for festive feasts, including a two-ring gas hob, an electric cool box to keep your treats fresh, and a portable gas hob for dining al fresco. Open the back doors, let the crisp winter air in, and enjoy a slow, magical morning with breakfast in bed, truly a dreamy holiday escape.


Bear

If you can’t ‘bear’ to miss a festive getaway, hit the road in Bear, a cosy, pet-friendly campervan based in Buckhurst Hill. Once a delivery van, Bear now charms with warm wooden finishes, rattan cupboards, and spacious double bunks for a snug night’s sleep. Open the doors to crisp winter mornings, enjoy a hot drink, and make the most of Bear’s indoor shower, toilet, heater, and solar power. With a fully equipped kitchen including a fridge, dining set, and gas hobs. You can cook festive feasts inside or under the awning, making every holiday roadtrip magical.


Hector The Hero

A hunky, larger-than-life campervan based in Ardgay. With 5 belted seats, 5 berths, and beautifully crafted touches—from mountain-carved cabinets to hidden cubby holes, Hector is full of charm and character. Cook up cozy Christmas meals in his oven/grill, enjoy them from swivel seats with stunning winter views, and snuggle up on chilly nights with the heater on. Perfect for a magical festive roadtrip, Hector brings comfort, style, and festive cheer to every journey.


Heather

This Scotland-based adventure campervan is perfect for up to 3 adults, nestled near the stunning Cairngorm mountains. Ready for a festive escape, Heather is your cosy home on wheels for magical winter mornings, crisp mountain air, and peaceful loch-side moments. Inside, there’s plenty of space to stretch out after a day of exploring, with a clever layout, natural light, and a snug sleeping area to recharge. With a heating system to keep you warm on chilly Highland nights and smart storage for all your gear, Heather makes every Christmas roadtrip in the Cairngorms comfortable, convenient, and unforgettable.


Fern

If cosy, festive cabin vibes are what you’re after, Fern is the perfect campervan for two. Every detail has been thoughtfully designed—from the comfy memory foam mattress to the intuitive off-grid setup, so you can relax and enjoy a magical Christmas roadtrip. Based in Somerset, Fern is ideally placed to start your trip and head North. Optional add-ons, like the outdoor fire-pit, make it easy to enjoy warming festive meals under the stars. Festival and pet-friendly, Fern is ready to whisk you and your furry friends off on a cosy holiday adventure.

Book one of our beautiful, handcrafted campervans to be your festive companion for the Christmas road-trip you’ve always dreamed of, on our website today!

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