3 Belted seats 2 Adult berths

Deets is a beautiful hand-crafted bespoke camper van conversion for hire in Romsey. This pet-friendly camper is the perfect rolling home for two. A fixed rear double bed means you have a faff free set up at night; you can simply snuggle up with the fairy lights on watching the sun set out the window, chilling out with a glass of wine in hand.

Deets is totally set up for self-contained off grid wild camping adventures. You can power up with solar as well as an inverter, whilst the large water tank feeds the indoor hot water shower. There is a large storage space above the cab accessed from within the van and under seat storage in the rear as well as large garage area. There is also a full-length wardrobe. An underfloor void means that provisions can be stored for extended periods off grid. In terms of adventure, Deets was originally designed to accommodate two full length surfboards inside the van and so you can bring your boards along for the ride. As an additional option Deets can carry two bikes (including e-bikes) at her back via an optional swing out rack.

The fresh, Scandi style design vibe is cosy and inviting as well as looking super swish on photos! Wherever you park up, you will be the envy of every other camper; having an epic camper van holiday in this high spec luxurious rolling home from home.

Essential Information

Heater Dining Table Refrigerator Kitchen Sink Inside Shower Outside Shower Bike Rack Toilet Wifi Ceiling Fan Solar Reversing Camera Leveling Jacks CD Player Radio Inverter Pet Friendly Gas Capacity:  25 litres Waste Tank Capacity:  60 litres Water Tank Capacity:  220 litres EU Travel Allowed

About the Campervan

Description of Beds: Deets sleeps two people in a fixed double bed across the rear of the van; in addition, an infant could be accommodated in a Moses basket.

Description of Seating: Three belted seats in the front (including driver) with head rests.

About the area: Deets lives in Romsey, Hampshire and is parked on a quiet residential street.

Parking: If you drive to collect Deets, you are welcome to leave your car in her normal spot. If you come by train, Deets' owners will be able to pick you up from Romsey, Winchester or Southampton stations.

Cooking Equipment: In addition to the two gas hobs inside, there is a portable BBQ option available that you can use to cook outside. Deets has everything you could need to enjoy a fabulous meal together, including: wine glasses | mugs | cups | bowls | dining & small plates & cutlery for 2. The kitchen is supplied with chopping boards | kettle | large and small frying pan | large and small saucepan | kitchen knives | tin opener | corkscrew/bottle opener. There is also a colander | washing up bowl & liquid | small dustpan & brush.

Water Facilities: There is a 250-litre water tank that supplies water to the sink & shower via an instantaneous water heater. The wet room/bathroom has a rainfall shower head in addition to a detachable hand-held shower head.
Deets also comes with a Thetford Porta Potti chemical toilet. There is also an outside shower at the rear of the van.

Audio Equipment: In the cab, the DAB/FM/AM head unit has a CD player with USB plug-in and blue-tooth so you can play your own music. In the rear of the van there is a portable Bluetooth speaker for connecting to your own device and there are several USB charging ports.

Deets also has an on-board WiFi 4G repeater which boosts any available 3G/4G signal to provide reliable WiFi inside the van. Available as an option with a data SIM card providing 15GB per week.
Combine the WiFi package with the projector bundle and you can enjoy streamed cosy movie nights in the van or large screen on the side of the van. (Location dependant)

Type of Heating: A super-efficient diesel heater keeps you toasty warm all year round.

Deets’ Treats We have partnered with a local bakery to provide a luxury hamper to get you started on your journey.

Select Deets’ Treats in the add extras section of your booking to indicate your interest and we will send you details of the various options & prices to choose from.

Conversion Story: Deets is named after her builder Dietlind Schirmer who painstakingly converted her in late 2019/early 2020 to be her new home to further her photography/film production business. She was named as the Best Self build of 2020 by Nate Murphy's Adventure Channel. Lisa and Mark bought her in early 2021 after Dietlind decided to relocate to South Africa and build herself a 4x4 version. Her conversion story is documented on Dietlind's You Tube Channel, SchirmerShoots.

Warning: The payload of this vehicle is 220kg. This is below the Quirky Campers recommended payload of 370kg for a vehicle with 3 belted seats. Drivers need to be aware that the total weight of driver, passengers and baggage must be below 220kg to keep the vehicle within its legal Max Allowed Mass (MAM) of 3500kg


Pick up / Drop off Times

- Pick up Drop off
Sunday 1:00PM - 8:00PM 12:30PM - 8:00PM
Monday 8:00AM - 8:00PM 8:00AM - 8:00PM
Tuesday 8:00AM - 8:00PM 8:00AM - 8:00PM
Wednesday 8:00AM - 8:00PM 8:00AM - 8:00PM
Thursday 8:00AM - 8:00PM 8:00AM - 8:00PM
Friday 8:00AM - 8:00PM 8:00AM - 8:00PM
Saturday 8:00AM - 8:00PM 8:00AM - 8:00PM

Note: Campervan Hire prices are per 24 hours. The default pick up and drop off time is 2pm. If you request a pick up or drop off outside of this, the owner will quote you for the additional time. Typically this is £12.50 per additional hour.

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It has an easy to override visual style, and is appropriately subdued.

Vehicle Spec

  • Vehicle Type: Campervan
  • Make: Citroen
  • Model: Relay
  • Year: 2015
  • Vehicle Length: 6 metres
  • Vehicle Height: 2.7 metres
  • Length with hitch: 6.1 metres
  • Max Laden Weight (MAM): 3500 kg
  • Payload: 220 kg
  • Transmission: manual
  • Fuel Type: diesel
  • Registration: emailed when you book

Note: The hire of this vehicle is arranged by Quirky Campers ltd acting as the agent on behalf of Deets's owners. We make every effort to ensure that all the vehicles listed with us are of a high standard but cannot guarantee the condition of the vehicle. If you experience any problems please notify us as soon as possible.


5.0 18 reviews
Absolutely perfect long weekend in South Wales in November with friends. Mark was incredibly helpful and Deets was just amazing. So cosy and comfy. I'm sure we will be booking again soon
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    Absolutely perfect long weekend in South Wales in November with friends. Mark was incredibly helpful and Deets was just amazing. So cosy and comfy. I'm sure we will be booking again soon
    November 2022

    Jo &Tim

    Deets was so much fun! We took her for a long weekend off grid in November and it was perfect. We were able to get outside whatever the weather knowing we had a cozy home to come back to.
    November 2022

    Henry and Amy

    This was a tick off the bucket list! Have never hired a camper before but this was a great place to start. Deets had everything we needed and more. The whole experience was great, especially parking up at the beach, sitting on the bed with a cuppa and a book with the back doors wide open. There was even room for our small dog Ronnie! The booking process was easy and Mark was more than helpful. Thank you
    October 2022

    The Needs

    We had a brilliant trip in Deets for 4 weeks travelling around Ireland. The van gave us great freedom and felt like our home. Mark was excellent to deal with. Really helpful with our trip preparation, only a call away during the trip and dropped us off when we brought Deets back. Thanks for a great holiday.
    September 2022


    Absolutely loved our holiday away in Deets for 5 nights. The van was warm, comfortable and had everything we needed. We would highly recommend using Deets for a future break away. Mark & Lisa are also both very friendly people and made the process of hiring Deets easy. The dog also loved the trip as well!
    September 2022

    Thomas, Emma & Crash

    From Mark Gilmour...
    Thank you so much for looking after Deets so well, glad you had a fabulous time.
    A charming and well equipped van which oozes character. Perfect for a weekend getaway for 2. It is particularly suited to off grid camping and does not require electric hook up due to solar panels. A comfy fixed bed allowed for very relaxing sleeps. The rear shower attachment was a godsend in the heatwave. The available space has been ingeniously utilised and the huge water tank will last for days… One thing to note: it is worth bringing a gazebo for outside cover and to escape heat/ rain. You won’t fail to fall in love with Deets.
    August 2022

    Sam/ Ian

    I spent a very happy and comfortable seven nights touring north Wales in Deets and I was really sad when I had to give her back at the end of my trip. She is a lovely van: thoughtfully and cleverly designed, beautifully built and full of character and charm. She was well prepared when I picked her up. The impressive systems all worked flawlessly, particularly the incredible electrical system which always had enough power to do whatever was needed. The antenna and wifi router worked brilliantly too and I wouldn't have wanted to be without it. Lisa and Mark are very friendly and helpful and provided all the information I needed to make the most of the van including a really helpful series of how-to videos. And there is also a fascinating series of videos made by the woman who originally built it so I really felt I knew Deets before I met her.
    July 2022


    We had a lovely 4 days, 3 nights in Deets over the hottest days on record! Deets managed to keep us nice and cool in the cab and the air flow at night with the MaxxFan on created a good breeze. As it was our first ever van trip Mark was super helpful in explaining everything and the youtube videos he's done to explain everything were great for putting us at ease before we went. Deets was really easy to drive and had all the amenities we could wish for. I particularly loved the cinema option and the Deets Treats were a delight!
    July 2022

    Dean & Laura

    Honestly the best camper we've stayed in! It is so well thought out! From the controls to the air vent to to touch lights. So so impressed and Mark was so lovely and helpful (even at 1am when I couldn't figure out the shower! ) Thank you to Mark and Deets, we will be back for another adventure! Jazzy, Sarah and Blue dog x
    July 2022


    From Mark Gilmour...
    Thanks Jazzy, Sarah & Blue. You are most welcome back anytime. Glad you had a fantastic weekend. Mark
    Deets was a great camper van with everything we needed! Mark was brilliant and the simple videos on YouTube really helped understand all the controls from hot water and heating to cab controls - the rear camera was a blessing. Thanks!
    July 2022


    From Mark Gilmour...
    Thanks Tim, you had glorious weather as well. Glad you enjoyed your trip and thanks for looking after Deets so well.
    Great 4 nights spent in the lovely Deets in a very well designed van. It was our first trip in a camper and Deets had everything we needed. The large under bed storage was fab as I didn’t have to pack light! The bike rack was fabulous too and we loved the fact we could still open the back doors with the bikes on there. We plan to build our own van and we have lots of ideas that we can use in our van. Would recommend a trip.
    April 2022

    M and J

    Deets was a complete dream. The van was equipped with everything we needed and was really comfortable. She was really well insulated which was handy in the wind and rain, so we stayed cosy all night. We'd recommend Deets to anyone and would love to adventure in her again!
    April 2022

    Ed and Emma

    Hiring from Quirky was easy, good communication and information. Deets was a fun camper for the weekend. We’d definitely book via Quirky again.
    February 2022


    Fantastic, easy to use website. Provided us with the resources to hire the perfect end to our honeymoon.
    December 2021


    Deets proved to be the van that just kept on giving. Everything worked so well and it made the holiday so special.
    September 2021


    August 2021


    Excellent experience. Had an amazing holiday exploring Cornwall in Deets. The campervan was so well equipped with everything we could have ever needed. Will definitely be back for another trip!
    May 2021


    Really enjoyed Deets. Thanks.
    May 2021